is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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