with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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