We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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