Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
