Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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