you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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