I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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