Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
tell me about the fingering
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Randomize
