Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
