is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she looked like the before picture.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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