Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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