They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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