at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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