Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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