When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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