NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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