So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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