no, he came in my armpit
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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