I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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