We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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