It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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