if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
A+ Viking dick
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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