sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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