I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i believe in u and ur pee
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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