"it" just moved
I am in a vortex of obligation.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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