Got a toothbrush?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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