wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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