great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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