it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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