I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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