she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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