Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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