Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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