sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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