wakey wakey hands off snakey
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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