I'm lost and stupid without you.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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