this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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