if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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