I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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