So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I have post one night stand depression
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