id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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