can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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