She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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