awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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