Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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