I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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