I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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