So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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