Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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