Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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